No one decides my fate but me
30700

okaywork:

me: i should get in the shower

*2 hours later someone else starts the shower*

me: o hmy god fuck you i was JUST about to get in there

96540

najmani:

I ship myself with academic success and contentment

71

It’s time for villains to get their happy endings. 

(Source: locksleymills)

480

mintchocotea:

Killian Jones + Always supporting his Swan.

155

(Source: starrydiadems)

26

"The stench of peasant is overwhelming" is going to be my new insult.

(Source: rumbelleinwonderland)

2309

frivolouswhim:

Season four, here we go :)

319

idpickhook:

i’m not bossy, i’m the queen.

2405

captainswanouat:

captain swan + kisses (and mouth to mouth) (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

202369

randrballerina:

hyourinmaruice:

theblacklacedandy:

bead-bead:

thestraggletag:

seiphirai:

A Surprise Pride and Prejudice Engagement

(Note: This isn’t me)

See? This is a tailor-made proposal. Not some “big screen of basketball game nonsense. This person took into account his girlfriend’s pastimes and favourite things in the world, knew how close to the family she was and engineered the perfect engagement proposal, without a doubt managing to make sure this would please her (surely her mother and sisters would know).

This is how you do big gestures.

This is so awesome I can’t even.  

Also, the look on her face as she came into the house.  Hehehehehehe! 

STILL THE MOST ADORABLE THING EVER

OH MY GOD THOSE SMILES

Now that took creativity and effort. Impressed.